ORWELL Escapes!

Orwell apparently made a stealth move over Spring Break & plugged himself into a new outlet in the area sometimes once called the Current Periodicals Reading Lounge or the place where you read magazines. A check with Dean Fortik revealed that NO ONE knows how or why Orwell moved. It was pretty amazing trick considering he's an inanimate object and Orwell has been dead for 55 years.

Rumor has it that Orwell was helped by Sandra Anderson SFCC Wellness Guru as part of a plan to fight student obesity by requiring that all students involved in a sedentary computing activity walk at least an extra 10 paces. Good luck Sandra. jlw